I decided to make a new type of entry for this month called, "Jameson-isms". She has done some of the most hilarious and ridiculous things in the past few weeks that I never want to forget. I think I will just list them. Jameson.......
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| Jameson in "monster mode". This is her out of control part of the night between 7-8pm... |
Chased Lady Cat around the entire house then fell straight on her face. Just when I was sure she would be crying with blood pouring out her mouth...she looked at me and found the tiny cat food nugget she dropped, picked it up, and continued to chase the cat with her enticing gift.
Picked up a not-quite-dead water bug and handed it to me like it was a piece of candy. So so gross.
At school a ladybug landed on her arm and after staring at it, picked it off her arm, and tried to eat it (this is via daycare so I'm suuuuure she actually ate it before they could stop her...no judging...)
Learned to let me know she used the restroom by tugging on her diaper and saying, "eww?". So cute.
Picked a half-eaten cheeseburger off my plate and took a huge bite out of it like she knew what she was doing. "She thinks she is grown", as Miss Sherell would say.
Walked over to her boyfriend at school (Owen) and gave him the biggest hug and then walked to the playcenter to get them matching fedoras. He loved it. Then they went and sat in the reading center together.
Learned to yell "ewwww" (with the most judge-y face ever)when anyone burps, sneezes, hiccups, or makes any sort of noise out of the ordinary.
Found a Trouble Doll in my jewelry box and ripped it's head straight off it's body. For those that don't know what one is (Trouble Dolls or Worry Dolls). That is some serious bad luck J-mo....
Ran away from me inside QT while lifting her shirt and doing the aforementioned "diaper tugging"...all while yelling "EW" and then simultaneously ran out of her shoe so was barefoot for most of the chase. I was holding a sweet 32oz diet Dr. Pepper without the lid while I chased her and a family judged me while picking out their tacquitos so I judged them back....that was a low point for the week.
Anyway those are only a few of the hilarious things I could remember. And even though I didn't capture any of those things on camera (thank goodness)...here are some photos for your viewing pleasure.
